Dumpster

nature is my mouth

[Dumpster @KayPolz]

@poppy I am ready for my salvation. You came when I need you most, and I trust that you will guide me through this next phase of my life. Wherever you may take me I will follow with a calm heart, knowing your wisdom and grace will never betray me.
#poppy #poppychurch #salvation

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[Dumpster @KayPolz]

My new favorite drinking game is “take a drink whenever anyone mentions COVID-19 or it’s impact” #CoronavirusOutbreak #coronavirus #CoronaVirusSeattle

[Dumpster @KayPolz]

When is dreamworks going to make a streaming service so I can watch the shrek series without having to change dvds

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am feeling okay even though i have not had cheese in 9 days

[woodpecker // saw depeche mode x2 @PeachyKneeSocks]

Me when I pspspspsps at a cat and it runs away

[Dumpster @KayPolz]

@TrainA44 Either way I’m proud

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

The fastest way out of an escape room is to shout “I’m having diarrhea” until an employee opens the door

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

Happy 4th of July!! 🇺🇸

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

pre-gaming fourth of july by drinking a single white claw and shooting a firework directly into my ass

[Dumpster @KayPolz]

Just sitting here snapping pics of the cats with my mom and talking bout if they missing each other #typicalthursday

[Dumpster @KayPolz]

@TrainA44 Idc what anyone says I’m still here for any wildcats

[Dumpster @KayPolz]

I've reached the point where I need 2 days to recover from a night out and I'm not okay with it

[dakota🥥🌴 @AmericaMan1776]

Let me just say what everyone’s been thinking: we NEED a Shrek and Hannah Montana crossover.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Maroon 5
Patriots 3
Rams 0

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

personally, i am rooting for the ball. look at him go. he’s moving so far. good job ball

[James @CaucasianJames]

was waiting for sandy cheeks to come out and twerk during sicko mode. huge missed opportunity