Usually, I'm content with my decision to have kids in the future... Until they start scream-talking and sprinting underneath people in the climbing gym. Ya'll, it echoes. And echoes. AND ECHOES.
Teachers and daycare workers, ya'll deserve six figures.
There's been construction workers working on balconies on an apartment near me, and the incessant beeping of the lift crane every five minutes makes me understand torture.
I'm such a snob at the theater. I get tickets to see major shows often, but I'm always around people who cough, talk, or move around too much. FULL GROWN ADULTS that can't shut up. I need absolute silence for the whole experience lol
Oh god, I've become my mom.
Am I attractive? Yes. Am I a terrible person? Also yes. Do I have a portrait in the attic that bears the marks of my corrupted soul, aging while I remain youthful? What's wrong with you why would you ask me that, and no I don't. Obviously. Just to be clear
The writing for @pen15show is so good, but it makes me remember how irritating it is to hear preteens whine and scream at each other. The AIM episode is near impossible to finish because of it. π
Iβd actually pay a huge sum of money for an outdoor trail exclusively for runners. Iβm so tired of dodging dog walkers, bikes and literally people standing around in the middle of the sidewalk.
"You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free." has been playing in my head for over a decade + I can't believe that hard of a lyric comes from an @ERBofHistory.
I again say, I'm feeling hopeful about this next year, and I'm just about tired of seeing nasty, vindictive and cynical comments every waking second of social media. Watch some cat videos, go for a walk. Enjoy the day, dang it.
It's another level of irritation, calm, confusion + indigestion when you're having the best months you've had in your life while the world is still in pandemmy.
I've cried watching this about 4 times. I don't think people understand how leaving a sport that you've devoted your identity to feels when its over. Sending all my alum and former softball player love to @2seas__ , you're one of the greats.
@JMUSoftball Not sure a player and team have charmed our softball-crazed city quite like that before β thanks and congratulations to Odicci and all the Dukes on a great season. Hope to see @JMU back year after year. @HarrisonburgVA is lucky to have you! #GoDukes#WCWS@JMUSports