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[jacob juma @kabetes]

The person who is obsessed with plans to kill me is William Ruto. I am aware about it. I know that my assassination was discussed on Tuesday

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The most hilarious alien scenario ever would be if they came to Earth threatening to overthrow our leaders, and we all got excited and offered to help.

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

@Kalasinga_ Redhill unajaribu to maintain 50 but unafika kwa slope inaenda hadi kíndú sigisti fae unaanza ku-brake ndio 3k isiende. Kidogo kidogo tuktuk is flashing you from behind uwache upus

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

@CydWambui So who came in? You or him?

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Those urging me to sue @HonAdenDuale are misguided. How can I sue a mad man? #JKL should give me right of reply to Duale's outbursts.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

If I took over presidency, William Ruto, Uhuru Kenyatta, Aden Duale & Henry Rotich will be locked up on the second day of my administration.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Mr. @HonAdenDuale return our billions back. We shall not exonerate you because of your madness. Pay back our billions. Thief! Thief! Thief!

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The biggest luggage in Raila's quest for presidency is Oburu Odinga. He advises Raila wrongly and is a liability to him and the party.

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

This dude is going through it.

Man bagged a professional yapper. She yapped all the way from Thika to Nairobi, and whenever she took a break from yapping, she was on the phone yapping some more. One look at bro's face and you could tell he's reached his monthly listening limit

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

@LimoNick49 @mutindiisanicon Isn't the camera around hapo Uhuru Gardens?

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

I'm finding out the hard way that it's always wise to take photos of receipts of crucial items in case you either misplace the receipt/invoice or the ink wears off

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

Parking on a major road is illegal. Unless your car is attending an event outside the right hotel

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Mr.@HonAdenDuale @KoinangeJeff none of you qualify to engage me. Jeff was a waiter in aircrafts. Duale is functionally illiterate.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Are Kenyans aware that @HonAdenDuale ran mad while he was in primary school? Duale is a mad man. The man needs to be in Mathare Mental hosp.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto and Aden Duale are too shallow minded to understand financial maths. I will proof to Ruto and Duale the magnitude of the theft.

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

All the resources that DCI have at their disposal but ended up arresting a journalist covering the demos as the prime suspect? Ti ta kúgúrúka, ti ta atía

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

@Urunzii Being the 'learned fella' will cost you hii taon

Citi Hoppa na City Shuttle will box you kwa roundabout ya Kenyatta Avenue na Latema iko nyuma hooting while the cop is just there swinging his hand gari zimuje kumuja. In a blink, umegwarwa nyuma na mbele. Who do you chase after?

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Kíragú @KayRahGo]

@NateImhim @Dr_AustinOmondi Wewe na nani?

Nobody tagged you, but you arrived like a software update nobody asked for