Kayler

a lil bit off track she/her

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My Tweets are really actually extremely funny if you belong to the very specific niche of being the person who wrote them

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*2025

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I resolve to be hotter and more full of myself in 2024

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I resolve to be hotter and more full of myself in 2024

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If my therapist knows you by first name you’re an enemy.
(Not you, Steph)

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How easy it is to vote for the candidate who hasn’t already been so bad at the job they were impeached twice 🤠

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Oh god I am gonna be such a slut for wicked film merch, I can already tell

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I wish I could put my whole body inside one of those drugstore blood pressure cuffs

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Achievement unlocked: wanted to cry at rehearsal and didn’t

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@jenny_bird92 Giorgio Armani Roma 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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It’s genuinely fucking unfair that my time is finite and linear, and that healing is exactly the opposite of both

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Protein? Who’s she?

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Me every single day: I am having an anxiety attack, I am overwhelmed, I hate everything fuck FUCK
Also too me: caffeine, amphetamines, empty stomach ✔️

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Sometimes the grief is so griefy. What’s a girl gotta do to get some gd linear healing up in here?

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Wild how sometimes I wander into therapy ready to just vibe*~

and then other times I am locked and loaded with the precise intricacies of my perceived slights.

Probably you can guess where I’m at this week 🥸

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@tyler_talmage LITTLE OLE ME?! Come north, young man 🤠

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I’ve been in full blown Always… Patsy Cline rehearsals for about a week now and the one thing I have to say is this:
Taylor Swift is physically the strongest human being on this planet.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Fuck it. Letting the t rex out

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Stores that took away shopping baskets during pandemic and never brought them back can eat it

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Tired of being the bigger person it’s my turn to be the smaller person, hey siri, directions to the low road

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A Venn diagram of people who consistently tell me I’m wrong & people who are not able to do a thing without my help:
A circle. It’s a circle.