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A long way from Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - 🇦🇪

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Been invited to a book club.
Can’t wait to have 2 glasses of wine & start shouting Marxist readings at some women who are just there for a nice time.

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UzBESTistan. 🇺🇿

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@KrysiaJ T2 is too full of men travelling on their own to be efficient..! And it’s always rammed. But at least there’s wine now. 🥂

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@MrEastJ I loved it! Post all the pics 😍 🇰🇭

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Got one of those mid-life-crisis dogs (and one of those mid-life-crisis Substacks):
https://t.co/EhZNhmIjez

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@lauranteaches Exactly!! My friend who is a dog person met her and said “She’s really clever for a dog!” But I, who have never been a dog person until now, thought she had severe barriers to her learning, as she did not care one aota for whether Charles I’s regicide was warranted or not.

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@KrysiaJ I used to go to a spin class where half the group would have their household maids come in at the end of the session to wipe down their bikes. 🫣 #PeakDubai

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This is the sort of man it would NOT degrade you to marry…
Elordi is an Edgar Linton, surely?!

#WutheringHeights #WutheringHeightsMovie

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The first poster for Emerald Fennell’s ‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’ starring Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi.

In theaters Valentine’s Day.

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BUT HOW DO LITERACY GAP RELATIONSHIPS WORK LONG-TERM?!

#TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftEngaged

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

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@GCSE_Macbeth @charlotteosul This is our hamartia

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@charlotteosul @GCSE_Macbeth THIS. Do we have a personality disorder?! I can’t rest until they tell me there’s no more… And even then I’ll try again! 😂

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Everyone should get married in Italy. 🇮🇹

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@contwirion I had no idea it closed?! 😱

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Putting the Italian GCSE to use:
“Un grande carne e un grande vino, per favore!” 🥩 🍾 🇮🇹

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Is it weird that I’ve wanted to visit here ever since I saw this bridge get blown up on CBBC NewsRound aged 7? 🇧🇦

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@contwirion This was my A Level History exam… I still rant about it at least once a week!

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@EHall190791 THIS is what happens when you’re not there..!

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Had a few too many drinks with the English and threatened to join the IRA. Again. 😩

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@Dogsnkidnmeomy OMG, NO! I 😂 I just read about that poor woman falling into the Indonesian Volcano. This was a totally unrelated incident in Azerbaijan, where a whiny, awful woman went head-first into a mud volcano… And was retrieved to moan another day.

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And here is the spot the woman fell into the mud volcano.
And my delighted face at having observed it. 🌋 🇦🇿

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Our tour is delayed slightly today because a woman just FELL INTO A MUD VOLCANO. And I can’t deal. 🇦🇿