Kay

I don't like people... I barely like myself

[Kay @KayUncensored]

If you ever need a reference for a job I will tell them white folks whatever tf you want.

[Kay @KayUncensored]

Yall bold as fuck drinking in this heat

[Kay @KayUncensored]

You be like “Don’t look now but—-“

Them

[Kay @KayUncensored]

@macksypowwa “Moken troll”

[meztlii @midwestmexiican]

i love how texans call the laundromat washateria

[Kay @KayUncensored]

I don’t know why but that “your/you’re” typo is extra annoying to me

[Kay @KayUncensored]

I don’t understand anything my Hispanic neighbor is saying right now but I’m loving the vibes

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I don’t know the name of the guy who insulted Michelle Obama, and I think that’s the beginning and end of that.

[Kay @KayUncensored]

@Variety

[B-Lo Christ @BLoLovesYou]

@elmo This isn’t the time for sportsmanship Elmo. These streets ain’t sesame

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Kay @KayUncensored]

@callmeblack91 It’s like… a beautiful death too.

[Kay @KayUncensored]

Fucked up and rolled a blunt so fuckin ugly I call it the Stephen Miller

[Kay @KayUncensored]

I try to be understanding when fast food places mess up my order because nobody is perfect 100% of the time but dam man….why is it ALWAYS my order !?

[Kay @KayUncensored]

If you know my lie is a lie then I’m telling the truth

[Kay @KayUncensored]

The term “aggressively bald” didn’t make sense until I seen Caruso

[Gebo @GeboMpls]

“As soon as we fix the problem we created, we can focus on fixing the other problems that we also created.”

[Rondo Shai Gil Alexander @JankyRondo]

I Miss the NFL so much i’d watch a Jets Dolphins Sunday Night Football game Right Now

[P💗 @BAULAPARRANTES]

I love football, practically eat, live, and breathe it - but there’s absolutely no reason to add a Thanksgiving Eve game, imo

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Kay @KayUncensored]

I don’t think I have ever purchased an umbrella before