Katie

all I do is whine about being sleepy on here 😎

[cm @cmcalgary]

Reminder: 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 tonight (or ever). Do not take away someone's loved one or ruin your life.

• Transit is free until 4am (buses/trains)
• Order an uber
• Order a lyft
• Call a cab
• Call a friend
• Call your parents
• Call ex-coworkers

[Cold Garden @cold_garden]

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[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

@FlamesOrganist or temperature by Sean paul

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

@FlamesOrganist play chop suey by system of a down pls

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

@Albertaparks Super helpful. 👌

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

The struggle is fucking real today. Is it bed time yet?

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

I'm hanging out with my friend and her mom tomorrow. I always forget other people have parents lol. I just assume everyone else doesnt have them anymore too #orphanlife #itsfine #notlookingforsympathy

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

About ready to strap a diaper on my 16 year old cat. She was mad I wouldn't let her outside at midnight and peed on the carpet instead of in one of the 2 litter boxes 🙃

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

Lol someone stole the fucking wheelbarrow from the yard. Of all things?!

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

I just entered an amazing contest on https://t.co/vocRMzYRVk...and you should too! https://t.co/fP78lbXEcu

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

What a day, good lord

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

We were chilling outside and the neighbor came to say hi while walking his dog, and his dog got so excited he jumped up and proceeded to pee on me 🙃

[Zahra Vaid @zahravaid]

Do you remember we were taught Canada was not a “melting pot” like the US, but a “cultural mosaic”? Canadian exceptionalism is deeply engrained in us, and its existence erases so much violence, including the continued violence against Indigenous communities. (1/2)

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

Like if you wouldn't send that to a male colleague it's not appropriate!

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

Boss made us upload profile pictures to outlook so we can "see each others faces still, while working from home" and I just got two emails back to back from the same guy starting with "hey pretty lady" and "hello beautiful" 🤮🤮😭

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

It's a good thing we don't have raccoons around here otherwise I'd be a crazy racoon lady and feed them all so I can befriend them. They're so cuuuuute 🦝😭

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

There's just something about crawling into a freshly made bed when you've cleaned the entire house and showered 🤓

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

Lol I forgot it was mother's day and was not mentally prepared to scroll through Facebook or Instagram today. Apps are deleted for 24 hours now hahahaha. Maybe I should leave them deleted lol

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

Lol I'm like peak work from home gross, aka haven't showered in too long, and the neighbor's dad just asked if I was single when he saw me outside 😂😂😂😂 no sir I am not single, somehow 😅

[Katie @Kay__Wilkinson]

K cool.