Kay Roberts

the she/they that will turn you gay

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

I miss my girlfriend😭
(She left less than 7 hours ago)

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

College is not for the weak y’all. I want a baked potato so bad.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

@natb1138 I think I got canceled on Twitter for not being transphobic💀

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Just a reminder that watching Harry Potter directly funds anti transgender legislation.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

@KieraWagler They really set him up to become a teacher and said nah Cop.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Just had the least productive nap ever. I actually feel worse.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

@KieraWagler Aura

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Found a drink recipe on Pinterest and went to make a board called “Dranks” only to already have a board called Dranks with the same recipe already saved. Maybe I should stop drinking.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

I know these people hating me but it’s not even my print job we’re waiting on😭

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Idiots be like: “why does a Spanish speaking kid need to be in a Spanish class?” Like they haven’t been taking English classes for 12+ years.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Monmouth right now:

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Not even a full week of classes and the school has already had to fix the power and now the whole town has a boil order.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Never doubt my loyalty. I’m still loyal to a tv show that’s had 6 episodes in four years.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Sorry but if you’re campus security I think you should be able to answer the fucking phone

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Playing Venmo wars with my girlfriend

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

@KieraWagler You get me

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

I must have the most charismatic personality when it comes to charming teachers.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

Cotton eye joe’d too hard and now my knee hurts. I am too old to do anything apparently.

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

@KieraWagler Am I wrong?

[Kay Roberts @Kay_roberts333]

If glee was still running we know they’d be pulling together a memorial episode in a week.