~ Senior Man Kelz~

Techie || Abiding sheep||To become unbelievably liquid

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

Because tell me why your gateman in current Nigeria doesn’t have N3k(less than £3) to give mechanic for transport. lol

Like you mean the person that mounts your “fortress” day and night is living in that state? And you can sleep with both eyes closed at night ? Smh

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

Nigerian politician sha dey always funny me. Truly, having plenty money doesn’t mean that you’d be generous. It’s why I laugh when some people say the reason they don’t give is because they don’t have.

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

Omo, he really hit the trillion dollar mark 😓

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 😂😂😂this guy

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 Omo, scores ?

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 😂😂 this guy.

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 Phone for done hang for a moment yesterday with the motion on that tweet 🤣

How you holding up my chief ?

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 😂make I invest now before e turn proper banger 😂

Waiting for ESPN to pick it up

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 Na mad man Layi be 🤣🤣

Strong 2.2

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 Haha, Omo, every time we message, na Kelenchi 😂

I spoke up and just few minutes ago, na Kelechi e change am to.

Finally!

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

There is one work colleague that would message and say “Hi Kelenchi…”

The first few times I didn’t think too much to it as I thought it would have been a typo.

But it continued.

I decided to politely mention that it’s actually “Kelechi”. The said person apologised.

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@coder_blvck Bro, I’m so pissed Mehn.

Like why would you denigrate your fellow man like that because he’s a waiter?

Talmabout “I can pay your salary”

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 @UnitedAsk 😂😂bro, I fear that en shot that night oo

It was a very good one

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 @UnitedAsk E sure me say keeper see where Maguire wan put that ball but dem no born am well to catch am 😂😂

He literally opens his body to where he wants to shoot 😂, but the problem is if you can catch it now.

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 @AFC_Adi06 Hmm, good comeback tbh. It’s not something he just started doing then. Probably an unlucky night.

But I’d still stick to my guns and say that if you’re not a Messi, Ronaldo or Neymar type of talent, leave all those stutter kind of pens abeg😄

Be like Maguire 🚀😄

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

I thought United was hated worldwide but it seems Arsenal are taking the lead oo

Because tell me how a team will win EPL the weeks before and still be collecting banter left, right and centre like this 😂

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

@aromeuloko00 True sha. Tensions were really high I guess

[~ Senior Man Kelz~ @Kay_seeh]

But why this Arsenal think it was a good idea to park the bus after that goal on the first ten minutes?

I personally think they invited PSG till they got that pen.