K A Y D E N E 👑✨

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

I’m pleased for this nurse 👏🏾👏🏾

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

I’m genuinely struggling to understand this.

Ye is banned from the UK for saying offensive things.

Meanwhile, a former ISIS terrorist, Ahmed al-Sharaa was shaking hands with Keir Starmer and King Charles III last week.

One said mean things.
The other chopped heads off.

This does not make sense.

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

Imagine you needed a shit and this fucking gimps in there spinning round 😤😤😤

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Every app doesn't need a yearly wrap up. Why tf is Uber Eats telling me how many restaurants I ordered from this year ????

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Girls, please PICK THE GENTLE ONE. The kind one. The one who brings you peace. The protective one. The one who is sure of you. The one who respects you. The one who understands your silence. . The one who sees your heart without judgment. The one who holds your dreams with care.

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

i went undercover at the unite the kingdom march and this was one of the lovely people i met

[𝒯 @ttondabeat]

i’ll watch it later

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging’ was released 17 years ago today.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

parents respect you more when they don’t see you often

[STEPHANIE @PRIINKIIPIISSA]

The best 2 hours on vacation is rotting in bed w your friend while airdropping pics to each other & asking which pics to post

[ticketmasteruk @TicketmasterUK]

Vybz Kartel have announced an upcoming arena tour, coming to London's O2 Arena, Manchester's Co-op Live, and Birmingham's bp pulse LIVE this September.

🎟️Tickets on sale 10:00, Fri 23 May > https://t.co/RtiQVMEicu

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Girl, when you find a sister in someone who is not blood. Keep her.

[Kiraaa @dumbtwt7]

I need God to let me experience a thoughtful man, just once in my life 🥹