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It's still real to me, dammit!

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 Oh yeah, I forgot about the other Eid! Have a ood one, Sexy 😘❤️

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 You in a see-through saree just makes me feel a...certain...way, too 🤤❤️

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

Easy life rule: Always do the opposite of what these lot say.

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

.@BBCNews is dying because they are anti-Trump Fake News.

Everyone should watch @GBNEWS!

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 What's 44?

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@Sam25667309 only if I can get all grabby on my favourite butt in the world. 😋

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@Sam25667309 My, my, my, we are making some mistakes today, aren't we? 😆❤️

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 Yes, but they would look better either side of my head. 😘

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309

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@Sam25667309 Merry Christmas to my favourite bum 😘❤️

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 Surely, you mean the Tweet 😆

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 We haven't danced for a while x

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@Sam25667309 Great camera work! 😆♥️

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 Edible bum 😍♥️

[Kayfabe Al @Kayfabe_Al]

@Sam25667309 #bum

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@Sam25667309 😢

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@Sam25667309 My thoughts are as follows: