Alexandra Kayhart

We are all just talking out of our asses.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

1422 Green Ave hasn’t had hot water since July 19 2023!! We need a gas test at our building today! @HeyNowJO @NYC_Buildings @SandyforCouncil @SalazarSenate

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

@netflix #LoveIsBlindLIVE lies!
#LoveIsBlindLIVELies

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

Naming my daughter AK-47 to protect her rights

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

Going on Sex Strike. Who’s with me?

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

90% of communication is non-verbal for me it’s 10% tears and 80% cat videos

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

Disgusting propaganda. Housing a human right. Tenants are the victims not the landlords. Shame on you @nytimes @matthewhaag truly despicable 🤮

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

@matthewhaag how do you sleep at night publishing garbage propaganda extolling the “plight of landlords”??? Tenants are the victims. Housing is a human right.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

The only thing that has taken longer to arrive than this stimulus package are the candles I ordered on Etsy.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

When your NYC landlord says, “I fixed the heat.”

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

The only one more upset about GameStop than Wall Street is Spencer’s Gifts.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

I am truly convinced that any woman who murdered her husband in his sleep was just trying to get him to stop the snoring. 😴🤬

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

It’s weird Mitch McConnell won’t give Americans a $2,000 stimulus check, since he looks like the type of man who needs to spend $2,000 to get stimulated.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

I’m trying to be better about keeping in touch with friends because I’m running out of family and Congressmen to ask for money.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

Silver lining of Covid, this is the first New Years in 5 years that I didn’t go out, get drunk and cry. 🥳

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas are a few political assassinations and that Etsy package I ordered 4 months ago to arrive.
@Etsy @senatemajldr @KLoeffler @realDonaldTrump

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

I can’t tell if I’m sexually empowered or mentally ill.

Either way, I’m spending a lot of time laying on couches while a man pretends to listen to me.

It’s like am I doing this wet t- shirt contest for me.... or for my father?

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

@JenKirkman 👏👏👏👏👏 thank you 💕

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

All this hoopla about Trump cheating the government out of money is fake news. He has paid tons and tons of money to the state, the state of Russia.

[Alexandra Kayhart @KayhartFarts]

The US’s top choices for president are a “broke” sugar daddy and Father Time. America, stop chasing men who can’t remember your name and spend more money on Russian prostitutes than you. Get health insurance, a therapist and deal with your daddy issues.