MaMhlanga

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[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[News Central TV @NewsCentralTV]

"Ghanaians are gone now, 300 of them. How many 300 jobs were created after the Ghanaians left."

Julius Malema says blaming migrants for job losses deepens colonial divisions and that Ghana’s response risks blaming entire societies for the actions of a few people.

[MaMhlanga @Kayise89]

@Arealmfngl @Mai_veMwana Almost all children in Africa can speak at least 2 languages

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

If you’re a man who dated and slept with a woman in the past, didn’t marry her, then saw another man marry her and you rushed to the comments to say things like:

"I’ve slept with your wife before."
"I have your wife’s nudes."
"Na this woman you later marry? Ehya."

You’re a very foolish and pathetic man. You’re mentally unstable, deeply insecure, and desperately seeking attention.

A woman moved on, got married, and started a new chapter of her life, yet you’re still hiding in comment sections trying to feel important. You're a disgrace.

Above all, love God.

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

The way cheating hurts men is the exact same way cheating hurts women.. no body was born with special powers to endure cheating.

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂

[VigieThaLastBorn @__Vigie]

South Africans are busy protesting in the streets against Zimbabweans whilst Ramaphosa and ED are also busy doing besty goals is crazy😂😂

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

Abroad go humble you.

My friend gist me yesterday that, she did shift with a pastor on a Sunday morning in the UK.

The pastor didn’t go to church.

Bills no be your mate.

[سيّاف⚔️ @iMessaage_]

لو ما في تسجيل كاميرا، ما تقدر تقنع احد

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Impregnating someone's daughter in this economy, bro you will cry more than the baby.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Girls don't actually hate cooking. They hate being told that they have to cook because they're girls.

[Katonny💥 @tonvionny]

I wonder what God's plan was for rats regarding accommodation, are they supposed to stay with us?

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday.

Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends.

Manager: What time will you get here?

Me: On Monday

[👑 Emily T 👑 @teffo_ME]

We went for a divorce and the judge said we should come back when we are serious and dismissed our case; I don't know why. 😩

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Chemistry Teacher: Did you know that protons have mass?

Student: I didn't even know they were catholic.

Chemistry Teacher:

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

An important lesson you have to figure out as a young woman is that a man will marry you because he’s ready to start a family at that point in his life, NOT because you’re the “love of his life”.