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[Maryam @hell_line0]

You want to ban abortion?
Cool. Mandatory paternity tests at birth.
Automatic wage garnishment.
Zero contact? Still pay.
Equality isn’t optional.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:

Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.

Signed,
the American people

[Beast Games @beastgames]

How they fulfill insane requests for the Cubes episode of Beast Games 2:

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, but local residents and protesters found out and shamed them out of the neighborhood.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

could you imagine being the first lady of the united states and a YOUTUBER outperforms you at the BOX OFFICE

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

Dear Grim Reaper,

You took the wrong person from Home Alone 2.

I need you to focus.

Sincerely,

Americans

[Zona 💋 @Kayizona]

@FedEx Wanna help train your drivers with some common sense? Pretty sure our upstairs neighbors won't appreciate having to move these boxes out of the way just to leave. 🙄

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

love u all 💖

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A wife hits her husband on the head with a skillet.

Husband, “What’s that for?

Wife, “About to do laundry and found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Jenny on it”

Husband, “Last week, I placed a bet on a horse named Jenny”

Wife, “Oh! I’m sorry”

The next day she hits him over the head again with the skillet and says, “Your horse just texted your phone”

[King Investing 👑 @kinginvestings]

Bring back $7 Chinese food.
$500 rent.
$20 to fill the tank.

Life wasn’t perfect… but it made sense.

[Amity @amitylee13]

“At some point people will look at this body and say, ‘maybe we should get rid of all 435 members of the House and all 100 members of the Senate and start over.’ Because Congress is literally failing the American people.”

Yes, Mr. Roy, you are correct.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

We lost Sheen and Doug Dimmadome in the span of 24 hours. Nickelodeon kids are not okay

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Today, ICE raided a mom and pop restaurant in Tucson. When Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva identified herself and asked them what was going on, they pepper sprayed her.

The terror this rogue agency is bringing to communities has to stop.

Abolish ICE.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Reminder that if you tell Alexa “thank my driver”, your Amazon delivery people get a $5 bonus this holiday season.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The woman who went viral and received backlash for buying all the rotisserie chickens and arguing with customers was actually giving them to the homeless for Thanksgiving. She deserves an apology🥹🙏

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My dog loves to mess with my cat by ruining his hunts

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Dad was hitting nothing but gold with every answer 😂