kayyybundyyy

Hunger is the best sauce 😋 I like school so I went back to school #anotherone

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I’m for $2,000 for every American adult for the duration of this crisis. #MoneyForThePeople

[Nicky @nickturani]

If your significant other is an essential employee still working, PLEASE remember to be patient with them. I haven’t heard from my girlfriend in 6 days, as she’s been working 24 hour shifts with her manager, Giovanni, at Mattress Firm.

It’s fine. Let them do their job.

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

Man having a beer or two turns into drinking 9 units of alcohol pretty fast in a pandemic doesn’t it

[Ben Cowling @bencowling88]

Why Telling People They Don’t Need Masks Backfired https://t.co/P5rSE8VW7v

[matt nathanson @mattnathanson]

my 9yr old just baked these and is now having a skype session with her therapist. take that covid-19!

[Jon @jonxlife]

You know it’s serious when a raccoon 🦝 isn’t taking any chances.
#COVIDIOTS #coronavirus

[Jordan 🦹🏽‍♂️ @JayKingzz__]

Coronavirus II is trending and I still haven’t even gotten groceries for the first one

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

People aren’t talking about what cancelling the schools is doing to students on assisted meal programs. Find your local food bank to get info on food distributions near you.

[Samantha Scholtz @SamiMichelle]

Hannah Ann making Peter look like the FOOL👏 that👏 he 👏is 👏#TheBachelor #Bachelor2020 #BachelorFinale

[Amber Denham @amberdenham_mba]

Peter is pulling a Mesnick. #TheBachelor newbies will call it an Arie

[peter’s golf cart @petersgolfcart]

Jason, Arie, and Peter going down in history as the messiest bachelors of all time
#TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

[Katie @kschaffstall13]

Juan Pablo walked so that Arie could jog so that Peter could run as the worst Bachelor of all time #TheBachelor

[CNN @CNN]

President Trump said that members of his administration’s coronavirus task force would be meeting with Congress to discuss a payroll tax cut relief and relief for hourly workers https://t.co/ElR2qERmeu

[Craig Horlbeck @craighorlbeck]

Get you a mom who can acknowledge the fact that their son “parties”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Coachella should postpone itself until it stops sucking

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Pleaseeeeeee don’t reward Tammy with more screen time

[SuzieW🌸 @qinqer_snap]

Honestly just riding this out for Barbara. #TheBachelor