Kayla Hallmark

Professional shower singer, sassafras, & massage therapist. Lover of tacos, coffee, travel, & TX. Bit of a hippie. I’m rarely on Twitter, and forget it exists.

[Kayla Hallmark @KaylaHallmark_]

@SamHeughan in #MenInKilts is me everyday, as a parent. 😂🥴🤷🏻‍♀️

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@SamHeughan My 5 year old overheard me listening to this clip from the other room, and said, “Ohhhh that sounds like a perfect Christmas tradition.” She knows a good idea when she hears one 🙌🏼😂 Cheers! 🥃

[Kayla Hallmark @KaylaHallmark_]

@johnbcrist I didn’t get a sticker... just one of those finger condoms. I saved it for a special occasion such as this. Hopefully they’ll take it as accepted proof/currency 🥴😂🇺🇸

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@caitrionambalfe Honestly, I could use this every day, regardless of political tensions 😂 Thank you for sharing!

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Election Day necessities ✅🥃🇺🇸 Cheers, y’all ❤️ #ElectionDay2020 #cheers #whiskey

[Kayla Hallmark @KaylaHallmark_]

#HoustonStrong #GoStros

[Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot]

Win or lose, the fact the Astros have done this without the reigning AL Cy Young winner, without the reigning ROY, without their closer and half of the bullpen, after losing the 2nd best pitcher in the league to a rival, firing their manager and GM--is all pretty remarkable.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Astros club the Rays, 7-4, and have pulled even with the Rays in the ALCS.

They're win one away from an improbable upset and advancing to their third World Series in four years.

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@mdj_johnson

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@Adrianr0677

[jackson @foreverstros]

STANDING OVATION CRISTIAN JAVIER

WHAT AN OUTING

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@JimBowdenGM @Bballlawyer @MLB Pitchers don’t even play every game... it’s really not *that* bad.

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@hamsterkaren @arbuzzy Sounds like Samuel L Jackson was at the game, and I’m not mad about it 😂

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@CrawfishBoxes

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@arbuzzy Come back

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My Mom: Jackson, when you’re a grown up, will you still want to come see Mema and Papa?

Jack: Of course. But you’ll be dead by then.

#savage

[Kayla Hallmark @KaylaHallmark_]

Before I became a mom, I had no idea I could completely ruin someone’s day, just by trying to go to the bathroom by myself. #parenting

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@arbuzzy

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@lmccullers43

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@MrStevenCree