8 yo: Mom! I made a new hover craft. I named it EliteDefender69!
Me: Cool, but why did you pick that number? πΆ
8 yo: I dunno, sounded cool.
It's starting π€£π #sendhelp#boymom#DonovanDare
@jimmyfallon The AC went out during my parent's wedding...in July....when it was well over 100Β°. Their cake melted and the Bride nearly had a heatstroke. #WeddingFail
9yo: Mooommmm you're starting to get a turkey neck.....
Me: oh God! π
9yo: Don't flip about it....its beautiful!
Me: You are going to be a great partner someday! π
Him: ok, Fart Face!
Me: Um, did you just call me Fart Face?
Him: no, I called you Art Face
Me: π
Him: ...bc you're a piece of work π€£π
Me: ππ .....that's true though.....π€·ββοΈ
Boys are playing games sitting next to me.
9yo to 7yo: Give me a turn or i'll kill your mother.
Me, THEIR MOTHER: umm excuse me?! πΆ
90yo: What can I say, you're on the line, Mom. π€·ππ€ͺ
π€£π I wonder where he gets his sense of humor? π #BoyMom#MyKidIsWeird#DillonDanger
8yo: dating is romance in a private location. I don't like romance at all! I would die before dating someone.
This kid mannnnnn #cooties#kidsareweird#dinnerconversations
My hubby is tucking in the boys to bed and I hear this FROM THE OTHER ROOM!
David: I dont think you have to worry about growing a beard between my genes and your moms. It will grow in just fine.
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6yo:Brother, you're such a bad person.
8yo: π€¨
6yo: I'm just kidding! Hahahahah
They are keeping their insults straight to the point these days π #boymom#DillonDanger#DonovanDare