Kayla Phillips

Here I am

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

The amount of times that I almost pee my pants is worrisome.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Do not eat soap.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice

[The B Boy @TheBBoyfr]

Couldn’t find the original tweet, but….

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris? #Biden #Harris @POTUS @VP

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

The older I get the more I realize I’m not attracted to anyone

Except Hugh Jackman.. always Hugh Jackman

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

My life has just been one big wtf since I turned 15

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

I wonder what George Lopez is up to

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

Most of the time my mental disorders politely take turns at which one is taking over my life that day but currently they are in a war. Idk if this is like an over throw the government type thing, and I’m normally in to change, but I can’t handle all of them taking charge at once

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

I need to go to a rainforest cafe ASAP

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

For mental health reasons I will be playing doodle jump all day today.

No questions at this time please

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

Today I accidentally set off the alarm at my work that calls the police and I’m contemplating quitting just so I never have to deal with the embarrassment that I did that

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

Groundhog Day is hands down the best holiday. One day where we give, Phil, the groundhog who has no idea why we surround him once a year, the power to predict our weather future. Phenomenal

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

My pinned tweet is about my peeing my pants which means that’s the first thing you see when you click on my profile.

Huh. Fitting

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

@BrooklynKaye Ohhhhhhh I miss YOU!!!!!

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

@BrooklynKaye Wait that phase ended?

[Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip]

Hi, the president can release statements via the White House anytime he wants. Just FYI.

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

Woah, this is different

[Alafair Burke @alafairburke]

Police hand walking a rioter down the stairs for her comfort.

[Lauren Lopez @LaurenLopez1]

This makes me physically ill. Terrorists get to simply walk out of the bldg & cheer themselves on like heroes. Yelling threats as they leave the scene of a crime with no resistance, no handcuffs, no tear gas in their face, no rubber bullet wounds, nothing. #TwoAmericas

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

two americas

[Kayla Phillips @KaylaPhillips45]

Hey it’s 2021, why don’t we stop the trend of pretending we have mental health disorders when we don’t🤷‍♀️