Miss Clause

25| I laugh at my own jokes

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

@abeck62908 😎👉👉

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@abeck62908 I was about to be so mad you didn't tell me you were in town😂. Though all I could think was "why the fuck would he be here?"

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@CommerceBank What's the point in an app when the pending charges that show aren't deducted from your available balance?#neg90andpissed

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@PSU_Anonymous if you live within a 5mile radius of campus, there's about a 90% chance any decor you put up will be jacked by drunk people.

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What's worse than ordering the #tacobell crispy chicken quesadilla? Ordering it grilled & still receiving a chicken nugget-filled tortilla.

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Leave a constructive message :) #Sarahah @sarahah_com https://t.co/yLTatsX0HH

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#Trump doesn't surprise me anymore.I just wonder how he'll be compensating for his government-funded,viagra-induced,micro penis next. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

@GarrettTWatson I was nursing a hangover and didn't have the energy to reply. Banana looked ripe though 👌😂

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

Forgot to pack my razor, but there's no way I'm going to Walmart. #NoShaveBlackFriday

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"I'm the ember that will burn you down "

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

Remember that time everyone thought the governor of California being Arnold Schwarzenegger was ridiculous?

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

Time to buy a lottery ticket since it looks like any crazy shit possible.

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'Tis the season for watching back-to-back scary movies by myself & accidentally finding a Disney movie to sleep...like an adult.

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

Reading news feeds & I've decided the whole country just needs to chill the fuck out. #WhoBroughtTheXanax

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😂

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https://t.co/y0b8VhB8mA via @youtube @Tiffani_MF

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

"Hi, how are you?"
No response.
"Can I help you find anything?"
No response.
Cool. I'll go fuck myself now.

[Miss Clause @KaylaRClause]

Bleep blorp bleep... Can you guys understand me?