Disappointed with the bullshit circus that y'all turned the premier into last night. @BachelorABC just let us watch the show. No one cares what's going on in Park City, etc.
Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min
Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min
Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min
Next to each girl’s name and occupation on #TheBachelor should be little wine emojis for every glass they’ve had so we know how much of their crazy is fueled by alcohol
@sophiachampieux Follow up question, who pays? Like how does that work? Also, do they drive back in silence or do they call an uber? #publicbreakupetiquette