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[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

“Idk I walked out and he had his penis painted blue. Which is so weird bc his favorite color is green.”

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“I would block slap shots in the nude to see the Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup.”

@Bob_Stauffer is the Oilers die-hard fan final boss.

https://t.co/9JpDrPelfv

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

My now boyfriend just got mani/pedis with me. When I say I don’t have a type, I don’t

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

My boyfriend just told me if we ever get married he wants his groomsmen in orange and Camo, I’m living my worst nightmare

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

This also should’ve landed.

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

Amazon pet ads kill me

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

Why didn’t this land

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

Every time I see @BizNasty2point0 profile pic I think it’s @alexandracooper

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

I wanna piss on the walls of your house

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

My dad wished me a happy birthday on LinkedIn

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

Happy 3th

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

Amazon pet ads kill me

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

NFL has to go to college OT rules for playoffs. Coin toss can’t be deciding games that mean this much.

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

Every time I see @BizNasty2point0 profile pic I think it’s @alexandracooper

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

I need my windows tinted I pick my nose too much

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

This is fucking funny

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

“Only one koi in the fish” - @52698_haley

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

@val_babyy13 Val: *gEts The TaTtoo*

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

15 years ago today. Ovi scored “The Goal”

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

@siennaturnerr You and Sam both

[kayla winkelman @KaylaWinkelman]

@IWANTDlOR @val_babyy13