Kayla Wischer

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

Join me at The Dinner Detective #MurderMystery and get $10 off! http://t.co/tupJQ2N6Ls

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Way to go, Minnesota! First you invent the stapler and now marriage equality? You really know how to bring things together.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Intelligent children are more likely to grow up to consume alcohol more frequently and engage in binge drinking than less intelligent kids.

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@AMKuehl "@_ShitNobodySays: Oh, a yellow light. I should slow down!"

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

*Turns on radio* "Shine bright like a-" *Turns off radio*

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I don't give a fuck.

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@Sup3rNa3_Na3 there is a fantastic Pizza Hut in Denver you should try. @AMKuehl says it's her favorite. #pizzahutadventures

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@AMKuehl I'm pretty sure the main reason I have Twitter is to follow my men... #packerlove

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

This is like the third Friday I've had this week...and not like the "yay Friday!" kind, it's the "thank goodness it's over" kind :/

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@Sup3rNa3_Na3 oh...I see :/

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@Sup3rNa3_Na3 if you change that first b to an f, dress up to mean costume, blackberry to mean fruit, and by spider you mean Toby, I'm in :P

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@PoundersDaly @amkuehl I would love to attend! But I think I will try to keep my clothes on...

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@Sup3rNa3_Na3 do you have any nice pictures of me on here?!

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

That moment when you wake up snuggling with your highlighter... #gradschoolproblems

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@PoundersDaly I didn't realize how gangsta stunna you were #muchlove

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

All tuckered out! @AMKuehl

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@AMKuehl thank you thank you thank you! #myhero

[George Feeney @TheGeorgeFeeney]

Text her first, it lets her know that she's on your mind.

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

Leading my first women's group this morning! Wish me luck!

[Kayla Wischer @KaylaWischer]

@AMKuehl the first tweet is important, you can't push it! #rude :)