Kayla Writt

I’m a middle school teacher. I used to be young and hip back when I joined Twitter.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

How many seconds into the half time show did someone at your Super Bowl party politely ask if Rihanna is pregnant

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

Welcome back from what I imagine was a restful summer of lesson planning. We have a full day of important information that I'll be reading to you and no time to waste, which is why we'll spend the first hour with a rock-paper-scissors tournament.

[Close to Classy @closetoclassy]

Made a “Weekend at Bernie’s” reference today and no one knew what I was talking about. I’ll show myself to the Metamucil aisle

[ash || L❥VE @sunfflouwerry]

"hot girls summer" and it's just you watching harry styles touring from your bed

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Politicians in Florida are more worried about the use of the word gay in schools than the use of an AR-15

[Kayla Writt @KaylaWritt]

@jvn Embarrassed On behalf of my state right now. 😩

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I thought that I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise.

[mrteacher024 @mrteacher024]

Some days I’ll stand and deliver, but some days these kids are doing a packet and leaving me alone.

[BuzzFeed Shopping @bfshopping]

why am i like this

[The Jason Mudd @jasonmudd9]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch doesn’t want to explain its giant mascot spotted at the Mets-Marlins game https://t.co/SG1RHrxAiW

[Matt Wagenson @MWagenson]

The Jack helping me sing in the tractor today. He has put some major acres in with me this year. #plant2020 #FarmOn @AgDayTV Folsom Prison Blues Plant 2020 https://t.co/hMjxFDKdKx via @YouTube

[Kayla Writt @KaylaWritt]

.@FallonTonight can you just take us on a proper tour of your awesome eclectic home already?! #FallonAtHome

[NTT INDYCAR SERIES @IndyCar]

Update on Ryan Newman below. Our thoughts and prayers continue to be with him and his family.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Hi Saydee!

Glad to have you back, too.

#LetsDoThisThing 🤓

[James @CaucasianJames]

i don’t want my casket to be put in one of those long ass ugly cars i want it to be strapped to the top of a lime green kia soul blasting party rock anthem

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Leif

Erikson

Day

#HingaDingaDurgen

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

A sports bra implies the existence of an academic bra.

[CNN @CNN]

Mental health experts, including American Psychological Association representatives, have called it "unfounded" to blame mass shootings on mental illness in place of considering other possible factors, such as hate, bigotry and access to assault weapons https://t.co/zGvXdZml2o

[HuffPost Women @HuffPostWomen]

As we reported in 2017: Far-right extremists are behind far more plots and attacks than Islamist extremists. https://t.co/33lnhNLoMf