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just here taking the piss

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I've earned $.06 on ads in @brave so if you're having trouble reaching me it's because I don't speak broke

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Just my once a year tweet bitching about how awful @united is

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@CoupletCoffee ☕

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If this is how its going to be why don't y'all just hold onto my bills too, those always seem to find me @USPS

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The @USPS has lost three of four packages I've expected so far this year. We not even a month in and they have me ready for 2023.

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Next time I'm thinking of flying @United, I'll just walk from LA to NY

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Probably won't be on here again for six months

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Apparently have to start tweeting again to build a community and sell NFTs, so here I am.

[yon @yonny_yonyon]

Kanye fans opening spotify at 12:00 and not seeing #DONDA

[MM @MylesMuse_]

Roddy? Durk? Baby? Don T? Pusha? Travis? This how #DONDA looking so far

[Josh Ward @Josh_Ward]

Most #SuperBowl wins all time:

Tom Brady 7
Patriots 6
Steelers 6
49ers 5
Cowboys 5

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

Bruce Arians with an all-time testament to Tom Brady.

“The belief he gave to this organization that it could be done. It only took one man.”

@gmfb @Buccaneers

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

.@TomBrady showing up to the Super Bowl every other year like

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I know lots of y'all are shaken up right now. But it's important to remember that no matter how dark things get, Kim and Kanye could always end up workin' it out.

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@joevezz After I sell

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Stand back': to take a few steps backwards

'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act

#Debates2020

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A big mural, even bigger message for reformation, food for thought. #NoJusticeNoPeace #GeorgeFloyd https://t.co/GYrBmbCBZI

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COVID-19 Shark Tank
Me: okay so it's Line Leap... but for Trader Joe's

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I cast my Heisman ballot for #JonathanTaylor! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

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“Drop it to the floor make your knees touch your toes”

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@mgangel It was only about the journey, the music was inside us the whole time