KAYLEA

Live. Laugh. Quesadilla.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

Quarantine, what a time to remember I know how to juggle.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

An all-time great tonight.

[FanDuel Sports Network Wisconsin @FanDuelSN_WI]

The Sausage Race is a contact sport.

#ThisIsMyCrew | #Brewers | #MLB

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

I have not seen Everything Everywhere All At Once…but the in flight description I just found on this Delta flight just can’t be right.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

The CDC now also recommends you stop calling it Cali

[DoTheBay @DoTheBay]

The CDC now recommends you stop calling it San Fran

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

@adamjcook_ I heartily agree with this one and am now also crying.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

@alexalkire7 Disown them. I’ll adopt you.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

@acook015 Give the people another solid LinkedIn article. VAR demands it.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i would eat every single meal out of a bowl if i could plates are extremely overrated and that’s my opinion!!

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

If you have longer hair and don’t tie it back even a little when being active, two questions:

1. WHAT??
2. HOOOWWW??

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

Zing Boom Tararrel

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Tell us you’re a Brewers fan, without telling us you’re a Brewers fan. Go! ⤵

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

Hope this tweet ages better in 2021.

Happy New Year to everyone and their masks.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

Does anyone else get stressed out when people where mouth dust masks in public areas? Is there something I don't know?!...IS IT THE PLAGUE!?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"New year, new me," I say as I disappear and eventually resurface as the Count of Monte Cristo

[tory @yrotftw]

so did anyone else go through a phase as a kid where u were genuinely concerned ab the bermuda triangle???? 6 y/o me was like bro???? why are we not solving this PROBLEM??

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

@alexalkire7 It’s the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for me...

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@grodysauceman How is it socially acceptable to eat a giant slice of multi-layer cake but when the same amount is flat, like a brownie, it’s an unreasonable amount...I just have some complaints.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

But seriously, a reminder that wearing a mask is literally the most minor of inconveniences and a real easy way to show compassion.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

HAIL ZORP

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

This is my Parks and Rec audition.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

@grodysauceman ....This is in fact the exact thing I did.

[KAYLEA @KayleaOtt]

Heading into a video meeting today I was cold and wearing a random sweatshirt. Felt weird being underdressed, so I changed.....into different a sweatshirt that said the company name....

And that kids, is called professionalism.