Kaylee Buttface (she/her)

@kayleebuttface on bsky

[GumballViking @viking_gumball]

Nah

[Bandolero 🇪🇸🇪🇭🇮🇨🇬🇮 @patriotismoo_]

Partido Comunista de China:

"El golf no tiene ningún valor deportivo en absoluto"

[⚙ DUCK ⚙ 🎸⭕️ @Robotomii_]

FIRST PERSON TO DRILL HOLES IN HIM GOES TO HEAVEN

[Andrey Raychtock @_andreyray]

todo mundo sabe que a forma certa de ver filme do nolan é esperar 1 ano e ver no avião

[Auntie Hal 💛 Clark’s Wife 💙 @HagThoughts]

The way my clumsy ass would have gotten hit on the head with that door and fallen down into the endless abyss

[f5ve @f5ve_official]

you eat a lotta lettuce but..............

[turbomander @turbomander]

boy i sure do hope this thing that has made me upset every single time doesn’t make me upset this time

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[juliet the ovespirit ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱ @xarifahaxyan]

ok but kim sunggyu proves you wrong

[🤍 kara zor-el’s side chick @saintofgirls]

i laffed

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[project hail ana🧡 @wildeyedstorm]

the flexed wing😭😭😭😭

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[saph ☭ @leechianvesp]

that is beyond disgusting. it's already hard enough for a lot of people to access cinemas, why make it an even more elitist experience ?

[7海 @kmnm_1403]

paint me like one of your french girls

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.