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oopsie 🤗

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

Triple A's will help me get through my wedding: aspirin, Ativan, alcohol

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

My hobby is recreational falling

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

I wish I could FaceTime my dogs while I'm at work to tell I love them

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

@logantintin As his fantasy manager, I understand. But I'm not happy about it

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

I swear to God I will move SOD if it means I don't have to hit a train at least 2x a week

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

I'm taking going to use the 3 months off work to perfect my Boston accent

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

Being a sore loser is my toxic trait

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

If you choose green peppers over red or yellow peppers, I don't trust your decision-making skills

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

The way these gas prices have me finger-banging the shit out of the pump handle to get every drop it's willing to give

The gas pump gave consent fyi

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

Highly recommend going grocery shopping when tipsy. You can get "meach and pango yogurt"

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy #NationalSunglassesDay 😎

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

You spend $15 for a Co-op car wash and towel dry at the end for a spotless finish. I spend $3 at the wand wash to get bird shit off, running like the goddamn Flash, and drive straight off with a soaked car

We are built differently

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

Imagine if McDonald's made tater tots with their fry recipe. Tater tots are superior. I love tots

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

I'd rather die than stop at a 4-way at the exact same time as someone, have no one moving..awkwardly staring at the other driver, then both proceeding to move at the same time. It's a cycle of humiliation and rage

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

One good thing about being done university is not having to hear a @swellbottle fall over once every lecture

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

Why drink coffee to wake you up when you can have ✨Anxiety✨

[kayls @Kaylee_Lyynn]

I am a whore for knick knacks. Does it have any personal meaning to me? No. Does it have any business being in my already hoarder like room? Abso-fucking-lutely