FotherMucker™

25, King's Lynn.

05.11.2014 💛

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

@maddy_egr It just makes me feel ill that this is probably someone's dad driving around with that sticker 🫣😂

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

This series is literally a version of "Joey's Ex On The Beach" #LoveIsland

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Only I would get food poisoning 4 days before Christmas 🙃🙃

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

If anyone is expecting a baby and wants to know the secret to getting them to fall asleep quickly? 4moms mamaroo chair, buy it.. you won't regret it 🙌

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Apparently the best diet to go on is having a baby, I've lost 12.5kg since having him 😳

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Can you remember like 10 years ago that we'd just tag friends on Facebook to pour a bucket of ice water over their head? What a time to be alive 🤣

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

The things I've googled since being pregnant are insane 😂

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Blocked nose, sore throat and 30 weeks pregnant in this heat. Someone save me 🥵

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

I have more pictures of my boyfriend with goats than I do of photos of us together 🤦‍♀️🐐

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

I am 5 and a half months pregnant, where is the time going? 🥺

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Baby isn't even here yet and I've already got the world's smallest pair of white converse

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

I literally have an obsession with buying baby bits. Why is everything so cute when it's made small?

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

I'm so confused if this is the baby moving for the first time or my body is just having a moment 🤨

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Busted are coming to London in September and I'm due mid August. Bad timing Busted, bad timing! 😭👶

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Having covid in October has literally destroyed my immune system

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Today already feels like Saturday 78th January. How long is this month?

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

please no one invite me to anything in january, i’m hibernating

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Klaidas has taken it upon himself to deep clean the bathroom.. what is going on? 👀

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Klaidas has been moaning for ages that the grass is too wet to cut so guess what he's currently doing on Christmas eve? 🤦‍♀️

[FotherMucker™ @Kayleigh__96]

Who just ripped their boyfriends favourite jacket and laughed when he almost had a breakdown? 🙋‍♀️