kaylei perry

I always carry a fork

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Is the “ee” in “pee” silent?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

When is a good time to switch to a new deodorant? Without knowing your bodies reaction it? If you stay home with nothing to do you won’t be putting your deodorant to the test but if you risk being around humans and doing strenuous activities you risk smelling

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Having to tuck your shirt in after using the bathroom is just so inconvenient and you can’t even say f it and leave it untucked cause at that point the shirt is already too wrinkled

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Is there anything worse than getting all comfy in bed and 1 minute into pure bliss, you get the sudden urge to pee? No. There isn’t.

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

@BradenSeibert “Educated” Lol

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

The lady next to me washing her hands in the airport bathroom just pushed down on the automatic soap dispenser and proceeded to wash her hands with an invisible amount of soap...disgusting.

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

@WRBolen if you share a window with the person in front of you on a plane but the window is a little more in their row, is it rude to close it? Who leaves the windows open anymore anyways

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

I can’t even begin to describe the trash on my flight today. The lady behind me was playing some bubble game with the sound on and the guy in front of me listened to home videos without headphones. This was a 5 hour flight, how did their batteries even last long?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Just licked an envelope and gave myself a paper cut on my tongue, and I thought paper cuts on the finger were painful... this is a new level.

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

I have lived in my apartment for a year now and just had my first conversation with my neighbor last night as I open my door to him holding my DoorDash taco bell bag. Nice to meet you Jonah but you forgot my fire sauce.

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Am I the only kid that never went to Toys R Us? I thought it was only for extremely rich kids

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Does anyone actually pay for LinkedIn premium?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Why do some series on Netflix have a 20 second break in between episodes and others have only a 5 second break? What makes the 20 seconders less important?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

@rubber_toe_ I am so glad I contribute to this moment for you and thank you for changing my life with this YouTube search 😂

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

What is the real reason dental hygienists ask 83736 questions with their hands in your mouth? There is no way they are oblivious to the infinite amount of complaints and yet they continue to ask questions while cleaning our teeth... anyone know?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

@rubber_toe_ How on earth did you know about this? And also my point exactly, there is a talking monkey video about this issue... lol

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

My dad told me about multiple failed attempts to get to work this morning because of a “car accident” on the altamont. He probably knew I would drive straight to it if he told me the vehicle details.

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

At what age did we stop getting awarded for finishing all the food on our plates? Is it too much to ask to be congratulated on being a loyal, lifelong member of the clean plate club?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

Walking downtown Denver and I hear “tongue punch her fart box” I’m sorry, but can someone help me understand what this means?

[kaylei perry @kayleijean]

You can buy alcohol using self check out in Colorado. Mom, I’m moving.