Robert Jones

Cooler than a polar bear's toe nails

[Luma @LumaLabsAI]

Are you ready?

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@threadreaderapp @threadreaderapp unroll

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@natalielorrain Ooof read that as “sex offenders” at first

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Trumpers scaling a concrete wall to ravage an American landmark. This isn’t full circle. It’s a spiral

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@BrittneeRodgers Uncontrollably laughing right now 😂

[Nick Beam @NBeamarino]

Hey @ScottHanson you should be hosting a special edition of #NFLRedZone tonight. We can call it “Blue & RedZone” 7 hours of commercial-free coverage, with every projection from every state #Vote2020 #VotingMontage

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Just think of masks like a border wall for your breath

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@BrandonYamamot2 Only if your order a personal blooming onion

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@natalielorrain I thought the exact same thing 😂

[Laker Film Room @LakerFilmRoom]

This is what LeBron had written on his shoes in the last game before Kobe passed away, the night he moved ahead of him on the all-time scoring list.

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@DerickBeasley @Papa_Cree Cree starts everyday with a cup of full send, no creamer or sweetener

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Reminder - Kaep started kneeling during the anthem as a suggestion from a veteran, yet was still vilified and treated as some kind of domestic terrorist by people who use faux-patriotism as a shield for prejudice. https://t.co/wweeIrV9ap

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@Papa_Cree I’ll thank you whenever I want

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@Papa_Cree Measuring the shank to determine whether he’s getting in trouble or not

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Quarantine is like crate training for humans

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Grandma plays no games when it comes to Cinco de Mayo

[Laker Film Room @LakerFilmRoom]

In the process of doing research for my Game 7 breakdown at @TheAthleticLA I've come across this incredible footage of the moment that the Lakers won the 2010 NBA title, from an angle you've never seen before.

It's beautiful. Enjoy.

https://t.co/ziEYdTcjDy

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2 minutes of Booger and I’m suddenly not missing sports anymore

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Handshakes are weird. Like hey nice to meet you let’s squeeze body parts real quick