kaylema🍪

lol idk man

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Now that im a real adult, i actually dont care when kids call me by my first name.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

To the black women who said “feed them kids dinner when they get home from school and a snack at dinner time” Thank you!! You just changed my life!!

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[･ﾟspreading positivity☆ @aundrearunway]

i dont play about some ariana grande

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

[Black Dahlia 🏳️‍⚧️ @GuiltyQueerXXX]

I'm gonna fucking cry, man.
This is LITERALLY ALL THE FUCK THEY HAD TO DO

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[awlivv @awlivv69]

“i asked chat gpt” have you tried asking literally anyone else

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Never seen manipulation like this in my life 😭😭

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I wouldnt know what the fuck to even do with someone’s social security number

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch

[cooper @marnieapologist]

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Having people walk on egg shells because of your anger is a form of emotional abuse.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

attempting small talk knowing you owe me an apology is crazy.

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

my problem is i wanna study everybody brain like i wanna know what tf is wrong with you and where the hell it stems from

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

going through stuff is not an excuse to treat people around you like shit.

[susa @prinkasusa]

"i'm just blunt." no you aren't blunt. you just don't care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. i hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude

[mayerr @ymmmayer]

That fake checkup before asking for a favour is crazy fr