K-dizzle

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male) @POOPSCRUFFIN4U]

congrats to drugs on winning the war on drugs!

[Diane @dianenotdiana]

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.

[donni saphire @donni]

Are you anxious or just fully aware of the many threats that exist

[ant @antwrldwide]

can’t manipulate me by crying ima just stare at you

[your favorite. @theefinessa]

I’m big on pronouncing people’s names the way they’re intended. Idc if there are 20 letters from the alphabet, teach me how to pronounce your name.

[♡graciepoo♡ @9wacie]

how tf is the customer always right? like i’m the one that was trained to work here😭

[Nik @_NikSpace]

Caller ID isn’t enough for Me I need to know why you’re calling.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I remember worrying that covid might last three whole weeks

[Spc @sp_ceii]

me: can i get a ticket?
"for what movie?"
me at the window:

[layla @layzchipz]

as someone who prefers to not have roommates, shit like this makes me so scared to live alone.... like why do i have to purchase a gun and take fighting classes and all this other shit bc men cant control themselves , its MULTIPLE stories like this EVERY WEEK

[Catherine Forbes @catjadaa]

y’all b terrible friends fr 😂 soon as y’all friends get distant y’all automatically think it’s bout u like bro i’m losing my mind?????

[prance @bocxtop]

sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion its just none of this shit matters. like at all