𝒦

it costs ✨

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

This video is more funny when you find out she got Married 5 times & he was tired of coming to them 😭😭

[drew @drewsul_]

“you know my name we talked” DIVAAAAAAA

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Just went into my 2yo son’s room to check on him and noticed he needed a diaper change. So I change him as quickly as possible so he wouldn’t wake up. I covered him and started closing his bedroom door and I hear a quiet, sleepy “tank yew” 😭😭😭

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

LMAOO my lil sister boyfriend is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Hey during my pap the doctor said “some women experience spotting after this but I can already tell you won’t, you’ll be fine” ??? She calling my pussy a big ol tough street cat???

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[nicole @liluziflirt420]

ordering a margarita with a molly rim

[mike @painbuiltt]

you expected him to get on the grill yesterday after you saw he uses a goyard toiletry bag as a clutch, queen?

[⟡˙⋆abby⋆˙⟡ @abmoneyxo]

lime juice star ice cubes in my Diet Coke.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the snake when maddy and cassie opened nate’s coffin:

[˚⊱🪷⊰˚ @gy3najm3]

BRO LMAIUDIOFHOFGONJO this remind me of that tweet that's like "a nigga will eat your pussy today and eat another bitch pussy today, u thought i was gon say tomorrow NO TODAY" 😭😭😭😭

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

A family can be one person and a cat

[k @yslnadi]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

funniest tweet i've ever seen and it's not close

[g @_gdaymate]

I was at a doctor’s appointment once and the nurse asked me what I had eaten that day I said “uhh just a coffee and a donut” and she looked at me and said “like a cop?” and she honestly ate me up so bad I will never forget her.

[jizzy2times @supremepoonani]

Once u break the ft sex barrier theres no coming back

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up