Kayli Horton

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, requiring Doctor’s notes to excuse sick days is inherently classist in a country without universal healthcare, and it is wild how little that is discussed.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

[✯ @robb8rs]

9 years ago today, the robbers music video was released and permanently damaged the minds of 14 year olds everywhere.

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like

👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-

[Ghana HBCU gyal @realljas]

Wait….. some of y’all didn’t have to take classes in a trailer?????? I thought that was normal

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

[✨MoMoney✨ @iam_monica88]

Whoever decided to separate Vision, Dental, & Health insurance was a menace 😬☹️

[mac @MacDoesIt]

The Weeknd won a kids choice award for a song about cocaine, we can let Lil Nas twerk in a pink jail

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

The #SheikhJarrah residents were told they wouldn’t be let back in to their homes should they exit past the cement barriers. The protestors outside the barricades were met with skunk water, stun grenades and coated bullets. One woman was injured. Settlers walked in no problem.

[cabral @axcomrade]

Let cashiers sit down, for the love of god

[Aarón Cantú @aaron_con_choco]

I think we’re beyond the “raise awareness” phase of practically every significant social issue.

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs