KAYLI WOODY

who poured syrup on the dog

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

I go to Trader Joe’s every day and I do consider this a hobby

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

This me would be so disappointed to know I drink tea every night now

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

I’ll never believe anyone who says they like tea, I know you’re lying.

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

My obsession for the next few months appears to be corn

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

Watching Spider-Man in 4D is a terrifying experience

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

People who are terrible at backing into parking spots but do it anyway should go to jail

[mo ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍂🍁 @fruitpibble]

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared

[redacted @aquariusdays]

everybody these days is so scared to get a little corny. IT’S TIME TO GET ON THE COB!!!!!!!

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'm actually very normal if you don't think about it

[graze @xogravy]

Hey sorry I didn’t respond I was scared

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[ant @persistantz]

when it gets past my bedtime i get so scared

[KAYLI WOODY @KayliWoody]

Do people who consider a hotdog a sandwhich also consider cereal to be classified as a soup?

[Oklahoma Basketball @OU_MBBall]

Sooner Sitdown » 5️⃣5️⃣ Reid Lovelace

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

We should be more like cats and just slap anything / anyone we're not sure about

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I’ve never said anything weird. I wouldn’t do that.

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

I make a better Caesar salad than Caesar ever did.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Work is silly cause what’s a sexy woman like me doing here

[angel 6 @shegotiton]

u be talking to somebody and theyll be like yea my parents didnt let me watch spongebob