KaylieBots

I like yarn and lifting heavy objects. Can often be found petting the nearest cat. Not to be trusted alone with jerky. Usually looking for my phone. She/her

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

Kid: Mom, how do beavers build dams out of sticks?

Me: I don't know honey, I'm not a beaver.

Kid: Can I look up beavers on my iPad?

Me: Sure, go ahead.

Me: WAIT NO

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@rzdchxrry Since I was eight years old.

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@leshiaaimee

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

I am one minor inconvenience away from a complete fucking breakdown.

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@leshiaaimee

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@cspotweet Congratulations and your wife is BEAUTIFUL, holy crap. What a gorgeous family

[Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock]

Girls don’t want boys, girls want the pumpkin shaped La creuset cast iron cocotte

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

I'm gonna need all the HP content that isn't mocking JK Fuckface to get the fuck off all of my FYPs.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

There is no greater betrayal then when you order extra pickles on a burger and the burger comes with NO PICKLES.

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@keetmuise No recent masking pictures but me and my family are all masking indoors. My kids are now 9 and 5 and they have zero complaints about it

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@girldrawsghosts I'm... I'm afraid to ask where the pin is 😨

[Debbie, Member of the House of Merciless Savages @ironbow]

Keep sharing, relatives. Please help us to bring these women home. #SearchTheLandfill

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

My dad died of heatstroke two years ago while working on his tractor. The world is only going to get hotter and accommodations for workers absolutely need to be put in place.

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

Hopefully enough UCP voters die before the next election so sanity can prevail again.

[Neurodivergent_lou @neuro_lou]

CW - Suicide. Autistic adults are 9 x more likely to die by suicide 1/3

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@verynotmad Doo doo doodoodoo

[KaylieBots @KaylieBots]

@verynotmad Hey, now you know how to make an effortless, delightful summer drink.

[Delores Schilling @DelSchilling]

I have been tweeting this every day.

Will you join me?

Over 5700 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women #MMIW

#MMIWG2S

#MMIP.