kaylie

if I die turn my tweets into a book. @Zach_Merriam96

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

When Tim McGraw first came out, I was young enough that I thought "truck with a tendency of getting stuck on back roads at night" meant he had a shitty truck

[. @emmasarchivee]

"glitter gel pen lyrics don't care if you don't take them seriously becuase they don't take themselves seriously. they are the drunk girl in the bathroom that tells you you look like an angel." - taylor swift

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[⸆⸉ @cowboylikelovee]

#TayStory

[aurora | your fault london era @writtenbyaurora]

you're a cowboy like me

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

A beautiful woman with soft hands like me should never have to know how to create a pivot table in excel

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[ひ @yungnstackin]

me: do you have ibuprofen?

my grandpa: back in my days we just died

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

noah kahan is a huge testament to the fact that if you move with sincerity and stay genuine and understand how your fans feel that you will not fail

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

legit call from the school:

principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; like in her arms. it did bite her. not hard, but i needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

one time I told my therapist I was scared I might be a narcissist and she immediately goes “okay tell me 3 things you like about yourself” and that was the funniest way to relieve my anxiety

[я hater @alionastrixel]

Work will have you in friend groups like this!

[Sara 🍌🥽⸆⸉ @sayray10]

Taylor Swift’s Vault strikes again 🤦🏻‍♀️