Kaylin Alexander

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You mean... Obamacare?

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

when you ask your homies to hang out but they said they already got ten

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

every logical person on earth: for the love of god, please stay inside

20yr olds:

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

Alive in Tucson ⁦@OrvilleIV⁩ https://t.co/TuC5TxdSOk

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

i have never and will never lend my neighbor some sugar. vanilla extract maybe, agave nectar, sure. but sugar? fuck outta here

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This is incredible x

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Today we launch Pecan Resist! This flavor supports groups creating a more just and equitable nation for us all, and who are fighting President Trump’s regressive agenda. Learn more and take action here >> https://t.co/Bi8YE1FvOZ

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

@Starbucks Your new blended cacao protein draank...

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

Losing the AirPod buds isn’t as big of a problem as we thought it was going to be

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

Oh how have I been since @LastManFOX got canceled?

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

Earning Back Your Viewership (Wells Fargo Parody)

https://t.co/ITaqhY8x1y

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

@TheLoveBel0w Hahahahhaha

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

when dinners over and ya mom asks you to help clean up the kitchen

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

Will the @AnaheimDucks win the Stanley cup this year? #dumbomagic

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

The American public wasn't even trusted to use Four Loko responsibly but apparently high powered rifles are fair game

[Kaylin Alexander @KaylinMarieeee]

Speak softly and carry a big stick https://t.co/WkFYNMI3Ss

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

update: got a bigger stick