Kay 💩💩

unamused.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

I want “Mischief Managed” written on my grave.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

@3rdHourTODAY as a Miami resident, I can confirm that we’ve been wearing masks LITERALLY SINCE MARCH so @alroker can stop roasting the mayor now 🤣 this mandatory mask thing is not new news 🤣

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

South Florida rn

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

How much rain did we get in south Florida today? Well, people were paddle boarding in the streets. ‘Nuff said.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

My most favorite thing ever about being married to an officer in my group is when people CC him on emails to me as if he’s my supervisor 🙃 we aren’t even in the same squadron (obviously) but ppl still do it...? 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

It’s nearly 0230 and I’m wide awake 🙃 this quarantine has my sleep schedule all sorts of messed up and it’s going to suck next month when I have to open the studio at 0430 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Facebook got too judgey
IG got too fake and spammy
Maybe that’s why I’m enjoying TikTok so much 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

On the off ramp to exit the turnpike and suddenly Michael starts braking (there’s no one behind us) and is screaming TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE.
There was a turtle crossing the road and he was trying to not hit it 🤣
Welcome to Florida!

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Other OTF studios are about to reopen and they are making coaches wear masks, gloves, and GOGGLES. Yes. Goggles. If y’all think I’m wearing all that plus my microphone, you’re on something for sure.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

My email isn’t working and people aren’t returning my phone calls. This is why I prefer to physically go talk to people during drill weekends. BUT NOOOOO WE ARE TELEWORKING.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Last night: *giggling at a bunch of TikTok videos*
M: I just love your laugh and when you’re laughing.

Brb, still crying 🥺🥺🥺

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Yesterday: Florida has its deadliest COVID-19 day.
Today: Florida opens up all parks, marinas, golf courses, and other outdoor areas.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Best use for my Herbalife shaker cup: using it to pee into for ovulation tests 🤣 and yes, I’ll be throwing it away after it has served its purpose.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

@imTARAble The dude I dated in high school is now one of my best friends. We agreed to break up (he left town for college) and he’s definitely a better friend than boyfriend 🤣 but I’m not friends with any of my other exes.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Stuff like this is the only reason I haven’t deleted Twitter.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Hubby went on a quick cross country. You better believe I’m watching as many episodes of Gossip Girl as I can before he returns 🤣

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

@DarlinSincerest

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Apparently a shooting just happened at a shopping complex down the road from my house and now they are looking for someone on the loose with an AK-47.
Just another day in SoFlo.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

@Hollyannee_uk

[Seema @seemathewombat]

I’m a Dr.

I’m about to separate from my family within my home for ?? months.

So that I can keeping treating you, whilst trying to keep my family safe.

It hurts.

No hugs from my girls, no cuddles from my partner.

PLS socially distance NOW, to make my sacrifice worth it.

[Kay 💩💩 @Kayloooooooooo]

Miami international airport is basically empty compared to how it normally is.