Kaylor Stroot

Brookewood ‘18 McDaniel ‘22

[🐀Ratabon Von Baron Rat-Tuber (hiatus) @VonRatabon]

I remember this scene from spongebob.

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

@brianjoralvarez Literally born in 2000 and I had to do the math for a second 😂

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

Woke up on the right side of the bed. Aka to the news Betsy DeVos has resigned 🥳🥳

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.

We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If the 25th amendment is not invoked today, Congress must reconvene immediately for impeachment and removal proceedings.

[Rep. Lucy McBath @RepLucyMcBath]

Tonight, I am asking Vice President Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment and begin the process of removing President Trump from office.

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

I highly suggest the second option. Much more flattering.

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

Just cause some people might need these to see what’s right in front of them! They might have a style in “promoting racist beliefs” but I personally think “acknowledging that America is built on systematic racism” would be a better look.
https://t.co/GBrnnYVHSM

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Breonna Taylor’s police report said she had “no injuries” when she in fact had 8 gunshot wounds. And the 3 cops responsible still walk free. WT fucking F?

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

@RuPaul could you please make a drag coloring book of the queens looks 🥺 I would die of happiness ngl

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

My mom went to pick up food and there was only one person not wearing a mask in the restaurant but he did wear a sweatshirt that said “assholes live forever”

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

You’ve heard of uwu but have you heard of uOu because I’m feeling that right now.

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

All I’m saying is that transcripts should have a “V” for this semester to show it was our virus semester. Next year professor: “why don’t you know this?” Me: “that was my virus semester.” Professor: “ah yes.”

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

Everyone’s out here stressing about college and I’m stressing about Smoothie Moves on the Webkinz app ✌🏻

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

My little sister ladies and gentlemen.

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

My only sister: I’m your second favorite sister
Me: Who is my first favorite sister
Her: I don’t know but it’s not me

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

“The only form or relationship I’ve had is eye contact”
-my 16 year old sister

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

“It’s pretty flat, but it’s there”
-my sister talking about her ass

[Kaylor Stroot @KaylorStroot]

One of my favorite parts of Christmas is 24 hour Christmas Story :D