KangarooBangaroo

Writing bangers since the midnight release of Valkyria Chronicles on the PS3. Setting the World Afire one shit post at a time

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

i would do drugs with hunter biden

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

@RepOgles

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I would pay my taxes if grimace would show to the Freedom 250 and beat Trump to death with an Cast Iron Chair

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

@WhiteHouse Kill yourself cracker

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

I'm on a watchlist because I said FUCK ICE, BIIITCH I been on the list since the Bush Administration. BRO DICK CHENEY HAD ME ON SPEED DIAL ON HIS BLACK BERRY MISS ME WITH THE SHIT KID-DON DIDLER!!!

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

Meet the Robinsons would’ve been over so much sooner if the dude would’ve smoked crack

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

If I had a gun with one bullet and had Trump, Netanyahu, and Hitler in the room I would put Trump and Netanyahus heads together and pull the trigger then proceed to beat Hitler to death while forcing him to listen to a Nick Fuentes podcast.

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

Brezhnev sends his regards, revisionist scum.

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

Wait till he finds out birds don’t have penises

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT BUT I HAVE THE SECURITY TAPE FROM JOLLIBEE AND I HONESTLY AM SHAKING FROM HOW SCARED I AM BUT KNOW IM NOT SUICIDAL AND AM IN A COMPLETELY SANE HEAD SPACE BUT GEORGE SOROS SUCKED OFF THE BURGER KING IN FRONT OF BENJAMIN NETYANHU AND JAMES CAMERON PRAY FOR 🇺🇸

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

The worst game of 2025 is in fact Civilization 7 that’s all

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

@WhiteHouse

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

Imagine dying in 1 B.C and you get sent to hell for being Roman then FUCKING CHRIST dies for everyone’s sins the next day.

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

U.S country albums be like “Honky Tonk MAGA honker” and Canadian country albums be like “Rimjob Mountie Blues”

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

Midwest women are so weird they be like “This has been in my family since before I was born” and be the literal Ark of the Covenant

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

I read current events as if they are a Hearts of Iron 4 news event

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

@cuzvlr You’re ALIVE

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

Changed for the better, this will be my last tweet. I may come back I may not. So goodbye, and everyone else that’s still here Go Forth and Do Great Things

[KangarooBangaroo @Kayngar00]

I thought I could keep going on this app after deleting other social media but the reality of my current situation is eating into every aspect of my life and I cannot focus on anything to the point of any form of escape being pointless. It’s been almost a month and nothing has