cold like day old soup

Humor darker than a middle schooler reading Edgar Alan Poe in a poorly lit room. And I cook better than your mom trying to impress her new boy toy.

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

College me doing cartwheels rn

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

So… who had “Aliens Are Real” on their 2024 Bingo Card?

[M @MELITWOD]

ppl be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony fat fuck 😹

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

It’s called a 9-5, my lunch hour should be included and paid in that 8 hour work day. Why the hell am i at work 9 hours a day cause I’m forced to take an hour lunch?

[𝒥è @ohitssje]

Unpopular Opinion: 9 to 5s

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

Most people: I hate how the government is using my tax dollars and wish they would use it in ways that would dramatically help my life. But they never will.

The Left: Let’s give government MORE money.

Regardless of how who these tax policies are aimed at, how is this logical?

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I don’t have a 100 million dollars. So I don’t care.

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

Every time I add anything ending with a 9 in my head I add one and minus one to the other side.

So 56+29 turns to 55+30 which is 85.

[Ashandy @AshandyTemi]

How do you calculate 56+29 in your head without a calculator?

Indulge me please, I am trying to check something

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

World class HR team. Run for the hills

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

MrBeast Internal email LEAKED! 👀 ❗️
Confirmed Real ✅

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

Agreed but the product in and of itself is volatile. My only complaint with this last free fight night is the amount of commercials, fights were great (in general). But Ive paid for UFCs that have been dogshit. A solution is hard to find in fighting that doesn’t betray integrity

[Luca Fury @LucaFury]

It’s time to have the conversation:

UFC overall now is a resoundingly mediocre product.

Some fights are great, but most are not. Many are awful. Sponsor spam on the octagon and looping commercials get more invasive. The increasing list of issues keep piling up.

Thoughts?

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

@MightyMonkeyMan @ReviewsPossum I didn’t say that at all

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

Parents thinking their kids are listening to their conversations for no reason

[Jules @juliaannbennett]

If you drive a jeep truck, I hope you get a flat tire today

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

No disrespect, but can you imagine watching this debate back in college like we used to watch college football? The youth are peaking

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

Listening to Love fool is the secret hack to hit a PR. 60% of the time, it works every time. Don’t ask me how, just thank me later

[cold like day old soup @KayoDugan]

Only good thing about moving to the south is being forced to learn how to cook Chinese takeout. Call me shrimp cause I’m frying the fuck out of this rice

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

*cough* …ahem

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This show was way too good back in the day