Kayode

🇳🇬 Nigerian | Humour & Everyday Life 😂
Just saying what Nigerians are thinking.
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Nigerian adulthood is just moving money from one problem to another. 😭
Salary enters: 🥳
Bills appear: 💀

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If you suddenly receive ₦5 million today, what's the first thing you're doing with the money? 👀
Be honest. 😂

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Nigerian friends will borrow ₦2,000 from you and disappear like they're now living abroad. 😭😂
Then they return 6 months later:
“Bro, how far?”

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Sometimes you don't need relationship advice.
You just need someone to say:
“Leave that person alone.” 😂

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Be honest 😂
What's the most Nigerian thing you've ever seen someone do?

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Nigerian parents:
“Don't worry, there is food at home.”
You get home…
Rice from yesterday is looking at you. 😭😂

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You can have ₦10,000 in your account and still feel rich for about 7 minutes. 😂
Then you remember rent, food, transport, data and electricity. 😭

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Nigerian children know this sentence very well:
“Wait until your father comes back.” 😭😂
Instant fear. No lawyer. No bail.

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I’m almost there.”
Nigerian translation:
I have not even entered the bathroom. 😂😂

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Nigerian parents can hear you open a biscuit from another room. 😂
“Who is eating?”
Mummy, how did you hear that? 😭

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What's one thing about Nigeria that you have accepted you can never understand? 😂

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Canada and Bosnia and Herzegovina secure 1 point apiece in Toronto

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They usually say salary can never carry go far in life..
What do they have to say about
Boniface
Victor Osimhen
Ronaldo......
Or you've exempted them from salary earners

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@_olagunju001 🤔

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Day 2

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USA won on their World Cup debut against Paraguay

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Chief Kola Oyewo. A true icon of Nigerian theatre and cinema.

May his soul rest in peace. 🕊

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RAÚL JIMÉNEZ SCORES HIS FIRST WORLD CUP GOAL 🇲🇽