K@YODE

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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It is not the men you're worried about. You don't care about them. It is the women who are unmarried as a consequence because the men do not want to get married, that you're worried about.

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

The same company produces both. But this actually a fake product.

[Ọ̀gbẹni Tọm @Ogbenitom]

Could it be an error from the Nigerian bottling Company or it's counterfeit production?

Ọmọ! Everything just dey happen!

[Nurse Lekan @Nurse_Lekan]

He don k!ll me😭😭😂😂😂

[Ayanfe @Ayanfe_Baddo]

The fact that Egbon Kola no vex go back as he greet and she no answer well shows he's a genuine man
And mummy Sola Sobowale too ❤️

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

Káre kèé.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

@josh_olonade K

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

This is the hack! The “Yoruba buts” are the ones I pity the most🤣🤣 because they don’t even spare them too.

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

Sergio Ramos

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart."
- Nelson Mandela

That is true. I see it the way we light up when foreigners speak our local language. I see it in your reactions when I type in Yoruba. I see it when non-natives speak your language.

But that is simply about communication. You don't carry power and give somebody merely because of that as the expense of quality governance. The last Governor of Delta and the last CBN Governor are from my village and we speak same language. You don't see me celebrating or defending it. That we speak same language is irrelevant to me if your leadership has no positive impact in my life.

Sensible people do not put language bias above quality of life, because it is a sign of clinical insanity. You really think I would pick someone that speaks my language over a Yoruba or Hausa person that has my best interest at heart? Don't assume we are all foolish because you are.

[‏ً @M0tion_001]

No be only me go hear this one 😭😭... "it's a fake" 😭

[TK @TeaKupps]

When a Sportsman says I’m not losing today>>>>

[36kinniun media👑 🦁 🕊 @fattylincorn_01]

Throwback: Pray for long life, oh, this is Governor Ademola Adeleke in London at One of K1 D Ultimate Shows in London.

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

@fattylincorn_01 Emi nii kan loyeeee 🎵🎵🎵.

[Destiny Leonard @desslyonn]

If the algorithm brings this to your timeline, you will get financial freedom before the year ends. 🙏🏻

[Destiny Leonard @desslyonn]

Algorithm please show this to only those due for a life changing win🙏🏻

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

@LocalTroy Visitors.
Traveler.
OC.
Human Target.
Burn Notice.

E.t.c

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

@_iikeoluwa Congratulations 🎉.

[ily @luhyoumf]

not to creep you out but i have a habit of appearing in people's timeline before everything starts working out for them

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

Unrelated, when Dangote was facing serious spiritual attacks on the land where the oil refinery was to be built, there were said to be over 19 shrines on the site. No one could even go near it to begin construction because of the consequences.

He spent money calling Alfas and Babalawos to appease the deities, but nothing worked. He then had to invite Ooni of Ife. Ooni came to the refinery site himself, stood there and commanded that the deities should evacuate the land, he then declared that “Let the gods come and talk to me.” He performed no ritual on the land. Ever since then, they have not experienced any further attacks.

This is in the news if you doubt it, Dangote himself said it.

[K@YODE @Kayoderotimi100]

@khanofkhans11_ Okay

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

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