Kay VanBilliard

Spiritual AF boy mom that drinks too much coffee and wine ♓️👩‍👦‍👦☕️🍷

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

Love is blind keeps making my Alexa go off 😂

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

@lady__katie__ https://t.co/lfE4TKyWrT

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

I’m bi, happy pride #Pride2022

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

Why must people always assume the worst of others especially when they don’t know them.

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

#camillevasquez is going to be the reason young girls become lawyers. #badass #women #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

@Jeep can you make buttons in the front so the driver can turn off and possibly lock the overhead lights in the back? My kids got my stretching back there too often.

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

The beginning of the polar express gives me horror movie vibes

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

Watching @OnlyMurdersHulu #imobsessed

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

I’m old now. I know I’m old because I’m watching #ginnyandgeorgia and I relate most to the mom drinking wine at the sophomore sleepover than anything else... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

@PS5Drop FINALLY!!!!! I got us one!!! thank you!!!!!!

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

I’ve just come to the realization my kids probably won’t grow up asking mama what does this mean? Instead they will probably just ask Alexa... #echoshow8 #alexa #askalexa #momlife #Parenthood #2021

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

@lady__katie__ I just watched that again last night it’s honestly one of my holiday favorites lol

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Not the most important issue but Mitt just isn’t a name

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

If you haven’t yet PLEASE click and sign 🙏🏻❤️❤️
https://t.co/0ka2HdYiHb

[Patrick Quaife @pquaife]

All 57 Buffalo officers resigned from their response team as a SHOW OF SUPPORT for the two officers who cracked an elderly man's skull. Think about that.

This is why "just a bad apple" doesn't work. It systemic. Organized and unionized corruption.

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

@sarahmcgphoto Did Logan publicly condemn what Jake did?

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

I just wanted to #AskTwitter, who do you talk to when your kids hand you a fake phone? #momlife #parenthood #2under2

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

I hate feeling embarrassed for people that are doing embarrassing things on tv 😖

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

Lmao 😂

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

I just told my family that I was thinking about trying Madison Reed (the home-hair-dye) but I got confused and said I was going to try Ashley Madison (the website for cheating spouses). So there’s that.

[Kay VanBilliard @KayoticMama]

Something no one told me about #motherhood is my inability to ever wear socks again. Because as soon as I put them on I will step in some form of liquid my son spilled. #boymom #momlife