Kayoum

allergie à la médiocrité

[Torni ©️ @tornicleto2]

Yo podría ver a ese hombre trabajar todo el día

[Umanah @umanahguy]

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" but we've only dated for 9 years

[stfumusty @zmustyyy]

“When a kid grows up, a pencil is replaced by a pen,
Just to make him realize that now it is difficult to erase a mistake.”

[Ken @KenOchoka79720]

My biggest fear is paying dowry for a woman someone else accessed with a bottle of Red Label. Imagine mobilizing your dad, uncles and the whole village for negotiations while someone out there just needed condoms.

[BHEE JAY 🌚💙 @BOLAJI_19]

Take her home, she've got skills👅😂

[ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ-ʏᴅ🧃 @Divineyd1]

See why Nigerian men de quick die

[Kayoum @Kayoum98]

@Hakeem_Onitolo @grok le nom de ce GIF ?

[unscripted ✰ @UnscriptedPnL]

Somebody will come tomorrow and tell me law is tougher than engineering
Bro, we were solving equations that has no numbers in them!! Laplace, Fourier, Z transforms wanted to kill me!

[acce @accekid]

"Are you able to work under pressure"

Me who used to write the homework while the teacher is collecting it:

[𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓰𝓸 @gian_cjs]

la felicidad está en poder tener alguien para mandarle los tweets más desubicados que existen

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

There are billions of women alive. Prettier women. Kinder women. Smarter women. More loyal women. More peaceful women. Your scarcity mindest is lying to you.

[Westt Lonn @Westtlonn]

Leave her at the peak of the relationship so she can say you’re her favorite Ex, for easy buy back clause.

[Kayoum @Kayoum98]

He pouroukou lini

[SUCCEEEDER @SUCCEEEDER]

Some guys reality 😝😎

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

Just go ahead man, go to the lord and find peace 😭😂😂

[Ghassan Hage @anthroprofhage]

Israeli elections are like:
Candidate 1: I am bad. I will do horrible things to Palestinians. vote for me
Candidate 2: No he is not. He is nice. I am the one who is really bad. I am the worst. Pure evil. I will do unspeakable things to Palestinians. Vote for me

[aircraftmaintenancengineer @airmainengineer]

Can you guess why the pilots rejected the takeoff? Only real aviation enthusiasts can guess right ✈️

[BlackGHORST🇬🇧 @BlackGHORST]

When the Real hacker meets the Developer 🫵🏽⚠️❌❌🤯🤯🤯….. Omoh

[🎓 @jaygotswag__]

-If she stopped billing you and the only thing she ask for is S £ x,there’s another guy taking care of the bills

-if she’s still billing you and she stopped asking for S £ x, she’s entitled and inconsiderate.

-But when she stopped asking you for S £ x and money,there’s another guy doing the do 😤

[Presido_Dest_11🐐 @presidodest11]

Never skip a low quality video😂

[Siméon Isako @simeonisako13]

#RDC| Ce que vit la population dans les zones occupées par la coalition rebelle de l’AFC-M23 est inimaginable !