Kaysoe

[bum @BattleRapBum]

@WhiteHouse

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

People are making fun of country music again.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

The richest man on earth offered to pay federal workers out of his own pocket and the government said no.

Read that again.

They don’t want us to win, they never did.

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

"How do you know about that?"

You told me.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Never forget how Israel murdered Palestinian First Responders on a literal live stream.

Repost this. Please I beg you.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[Ayesha Tabassum @ayesha3920]

I told my therapist:

“I’m not suicidal…
but I’m tired in a way that scares me.”

She didn’t brush it off.
She didn’t say “everyone gets tired.”
She didn’t tell me to think positive.

She said softly:

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

being mad at bad bunny for singing in spanish while eating chips, salsa, guac, and drinking tequila is WILD ..

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

2 days into February and it was revealed that the government is ran by satanic p*dos that eat babies

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Literally the biggest middle finger possible to all of his haters. Flawless.

[Prez💊’ @PresidentEmbiid]

Somehow a running back had the first perfect passer rating game of the year

[💗 @ma1ybe]

i highly recommend a clingy, affectionate, lovey-dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

[Kaysoe @Kaysoe_]

@_Jacobmarkcum_ ....

[5thRaikage @5th_Raikage1]

This what people who be sayin anime lame be watchin 😭

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Every single guy i know who treated girls like this got cheated on

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Let’s be real here, women don’t really want this and this man will get cheated on