Kayte Zhang

she/her | @magnettheater @awfmag @bwaybeatnews | views are all my dog's

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I came to NYC with 3 bags, a dream, and no follow through plan, and now I work in a field peripherally related to my dream job. And you can too.

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@BrendanJordan This is true

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This is New York, baby. If you tell me your address I'm gonna go on Streeteasy and check what your rent is

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What does it mean when all the Next Door posts are pictures of lantern flies?

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Me giving a visual description on Zoom: I look like an unhappy teenager and I'm sitting in front of mass produced art

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The way straight people are like, do you want to hang out next weekend?

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This beaut is 13 years old today 🌟

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Funny how I'm doing all the same duties at my new job that my old manager deemed me so unqualified to do, she wouldn't even let me interview for a new job opening on my own team

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@OMaraRules The brand was none other than Ben Nye, of course

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In high school I went to the local theatrical supply store to buy stage makeup, and instead of matching me with any of the regular skin tones, they convinced me to buy "Japanese", which is a "character" color that is mustard yellow

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Stay in the city and risk being attacked in a hate crime or move to the suburbs and face micro aggressions everyday

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Telling everyone these are my parents

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Mom and Dad

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Never ever trust a guy named Dallas

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@beegooddog @keithburgun Is this like a learn all you can about your enemies situation?

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Sometimes the universe gives you exactly what you want and I have been waiting for a documentary talking about those racist Abercrombie shirts from the early 2000s

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

White Hot: The Rise & Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch premieres April 19.

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@lisiepeasie This happened to me!!! Still trying to remember it 😭

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Just spent an hour trying to figure out stuff between my pharmacy and my insurance and honestly it was a nice break from hot takes on what happened at the Oscars

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My immigrant parents were very anti flare jeans but they let me watch American Beauty when I was 11

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@OMaraRules No you’re gonna be like the ambassador of Carroll Gardens someday, telling all the transplants to go to the local bakery instead of Trader Joe’s

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@OMaraRules Carroll Gardens is honestly the only NYC neighborhood I can see you living in

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The downside of never going to Times Square is that my favorite Instagram dog was just trotting around Times Square on his hind legs