Kaytee OBerry

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

#NewProfilePic

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

Some days my job genuinely makes me crazy. And other days I casually email our President/Soon-to-Be CEO for advice on our office plants. What a balance.

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

WHERE are all these people that are buying houses 20k over asking price WITH CASH? I just wanna talk.
Searching for a house looks a lot more fun on TV 😅🙃

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

When Jay-Z said “I got 99 problems, bein’ a bitch ain’t one” I felt that IN MY SOUL 🙃

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

This thread 🥺

[Mark R. Miller @4T9NER]

A 92 year-old nun died today in a Carmelite Monastery in Illinois. She was kind of an unusual nun. She didn’t sing very well. She was frequently late to her required duties around the convent. She threw sticks for the communal dogs which was not allowed. Also she was my mother.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

We don’t know who needs to hear this, but Butter Pecan is back

[syn @synclairetasker]

This is my petition for Dunkin to stop charging extra for non-dairy milk

[Dara T. Mathis @TrulyTafakari]

A lot of women in 2021 don’t do the things “our grandmothers used to do for our grandfathers”

🗣 BECAUSE OUR GRANDMOTHERS PULLED US TO THE SIDE AND TOLD US NOT TO

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

7 Years.
Flint, MI has been without clean water for 7 years.
The effects of the water crisis will be felt for generations.
And the worst part of it all...
Flint is not the only city with toxic water.
It is one of the hundreds of cities across the country with bad water.

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

Ryan’s on a Zoom call and everything I need is in the bedroom but I look like a dumpster fire so I’m just waiting for him to stop talking and be done, and if you know my boyfriend, you know this is nearly impossible, HELP.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

i really just said “i’ve been so happy lately maybe i should go off my zoloft” and then i said “wait a minute”

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

@linds3193 I miss YOU! I’m living only about 15 minutes from you at the moment! Let’s make plans ASAP!

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

@linds3193 Hi I’ll be your new/old friend 💁🏼‍♀️💕

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

Firm believer in staying quiet about my goals until I smash them...but ya girl just got preapproved for a mortgage, almost double what I asked for 🥳😍

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

I am struggling today. Mentally, physically, and emotionally. And I literally have no idea how to fix it and it’s driving me absolutely crazy 🙄

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP DMX. Legend. https://t.co/wSOHcsmwna

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

@synclairetasker Hahahaha “that’s fine, same thing!”

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

Me: “Can I get a small fry?”
McDonald’s: “What was that?”
Me: “Small fry.”
McDonald’s: “Is Apple pie okay?”
Me: .....
Me: ......................
Me: ......small......fry....?

[Kaytee OBerry @KayteeOBerry]

I usually wake up no later than 7:30 and I just woke up at 10:30 feeling like I got hit by a bus and this is exactly what I hate about daylight savings.