❁ Karen Turnage ❁

tweeting whatever. ps im weird.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

My uncle Ted took this photo in Memphis last night.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

almost nothing in the world feels as good as chucking a rock as far as u can

[❁ Karen Turnage ❁ @Kayy_Wrenn]

@alltht_andmoore KATIE!!!!! What!!!

[carly @thegirlcarl]

you can just venmo me the $1400 if that’s easier @POTUS

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

getting one dose of Pfizer and one dose of Moderna its called an Arnold Pharma

[❁ Karen Turnage ❁ @Kayy_Wrenn]

@kaitwatso Booooooo

[❁ Karen Turnage ❁ @Kayy_Wrenn]

@New_Stough I own a drill

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her

[Rance Keeth @rancek722]

Bernie can sure throw down on one 🤭

[🪽 @t1araaaaa]

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[talking about my mid-life crisis hobby @alcohollelujah]

Choose your fighter

[❁ Karen Turnage ❁ @Kayy_Wrenn]

@_____mag_____ Shoulda sat this one out

[❁ Karen Turnage ❁ @Kayy_Wrenn]

@_____mag_____ Prayers plz